Got It Bad, Got It Bad, Got It Bad, I'm L337 For Teacher

Wow. I knew the e-status obsession had gotten a little silly, but this is beyond ridiculous. Actually paying for lessons so the other cool Halo kids don't make fun of you? What kind of madness is this? If you're paying 7 year olds $30 an hour (not an exaggeration!) to teach you how to play video games, you value your e-status entirely too much and have WAY too much disposable income.