Apple's Big Announcement Is, In Fact, A Video iPod, and a bunch of other cool stuff

If you can get to Engadget, they're covering it in all the lovely details, along with info on the Apple Remote, black iPods, sexy G5s, and all the other ways Apple plans to stop me from making fun of them. Here's the specs:

It has a 320 x 240 pixel, 2.5-inch, 260,000 color display, 20 hours of battery life, and supports playback of H.264 and MPEG4 at 30 fps. Has TV out and will come in both 30GB and 60GB versions, with the 30GB version being 31% thinner than the current 20GB iPod and the 60GB versionbeing 12% thinner than the current 20GB iPod. The 30GB will hold up to 75 hours of video and retail for $299. The 60GB version will hold 150 hours of video and sell for $399.

We at WarCry(tm) would like to thank Apple from saving us from the slow news day blues.