Postal Movie Directed By Uwe Boll Confirmed; I'd Complain, But You People Will See It Under The Guise Of "Hurr! Irony!"

As the guy who reviewed Postal 2, I feel obligated to comment on this. Kotaku didn't want to believe, but it seems confirmed. Gary Coleman in the Postal Movie directed by Uwe Boll.

Our only hope is that the vast field of suck surrounding the director and the low-budget glory that is Postal will somehow combine into something awesome. I'd complain more about terrible video game movies, but after a morning of "Hurr no dude I totally saw Doom only to see how bad it was tho!!", I'm going to say we deserve Uwe Boll and every terrible movie he and the rest of his hack director ilk churn out. Things might change when they stamp your ticket "ONLY SEEING FOR IRONIC PURPOSES, PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE IN YOUR BOTTOM LINE", but for now, hey, you're going to see it, may as well keep churning it out!