Your Tax Dollars At Work: White House Opens Up Can Of Lawyers On The Onion

As much as I want to make fun of them for it, I imagine they're worried about the many, many, MANY people who've been suckered by America's Finest News Source. Anyway, sleep soundly in your beds, America, the site with headlines like "Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack" and "'Hanging Out' Continues To Grow In Popularity Among Teens" has been given a "naughty naughty" by the White House for using the Presidential seal improperly. I'm sure we're all so glad we pay thousands a year in taxes so White House lawyers can bug The Onion because gullible people think it's real.