"Nintendogging" - This is why WiFi is a Bad Thing

A new site dedicated to helping Nintendogs players "make friends" using the WiFi feature of the game has sprouted up. It's name? Nintendogging. For those not in the know, "e-dogging" is the act of using BlueTooth in public forums to find other people interested in, uhh, copulation. Nintendogging, unless they've been raided by a popular comedy website on the internet, isn't much of a departure. Case in point:

Strict mistress DEMANDS obedience!

Troublesome pup? Then meet Miss Lead-Lash for dog control LESSONS tonight

Call to arrange puppy training appointment

God, I ask for so little. Just make this a joke.

[I]Edit: Turns out, this was, in fact, a joke. It seems the Almighty heard me. This time.[/i]