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Gizmondo Executives Resign Amid Financial Shenanigans, Mafia Allegations; If You Read WarCry, You Already Suspected This

| 27 Oct 2005 16:48

imageWe've avoided commenting on the Gizmondo, largely because it feels like...well, you know, you ask your grandma for a Game Boy for Christmas. Granny toddles down to the EB Games and the guy at the counter convinces her this is so much BETTER than a Game Boy and it's got GPS and...so Granny buys it and gives it to you and you open it and you're like "Uhh, thanks grandma," but you can't get rid of it because you feel guilty because she tried, so you try and play it but ugghhh...

Anyway, as we reported previously, the company behind the grandma-fooling device was losing millions hand over fist buying ponies and such, so it comes as no surprise that executives are resigning after allegations of shady dealing and mafia involvement.

Also note I still haven't gotten my pony.

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