"Ripper is a gangster!" - The Stage Story of "I Told U I Wuz Hardcore"

Remember, back in 2003, the kid who jumped into IRC and began popping all kinds of pills to impress his internet drug buddies, only to stroke out after overdosing on his little drug cocktail? Yeah, so does Rory C. Mitchell, a playwright based out of Los Angeles. Directly quoting the IRC log from the night of Brandon "Ripper" Vedas's death, Mitchell has put together a stage show that's received mixed reviews so far, namely because the dialogue is adapted poorly:

The presence of a chat robot, which had been programmed by Ripper to provide preprogrammed responses to certain words, just adds to the cacophony. She shouts "Ripper is a gangster!" any time someone says, "Ripper," and she rapidly sing-songs lengthy bits of incomprehensible dialogue in response to various other words.

I just gotta get a filmed version of this, just because if I remember the contents of the log correctly, the verbal diarrhea these idiots spout will not only scare me away from drugs, but it'll scare my children, and my children's children. It's like Requiem for a Dream, only retarded.