Hack Director Upgrade! Castlevania Goes From Uwe Boll To Paul W.S. Anderson!

The "We'll go see anything!" crowd was thrilled when word slipped out that Castlevania would be directed by not-as-hacky-hack directory Paul W. S. Anderson, the guy who made Alien Vs. Predator not be the best movie ever. He's also notable for dating Milla Jovovich and the photographic evidence to the right suggests she's extremely hot.