Microsoft: "hay you stop investigating us or we'll quit!!!" S. Korea: "k" Linspire: "kekekeke zomg penguin rush"

Man, I almost get sick of being right all the time. It's a real burden, being a prophet. Anyway, regular readers of this space may remember Microsoft threatening to take its ball and go home when South Korea began investigating it for unfair business practices. Well, the folks at Linspire have stepped up with an offer to license the entire country for a few million. (Just ignore their stupid headline).

We just have this to say to MS: Ha ha!