When Donkey Kong Ruled The Earth

A geochronologist (Latin for "You do what now?") discovered evidence of a giant friggin' ape that lived alongside humans many moons ago. The article is full of science talk, but what you really need to know is that is one BIG ape at 10 feet tall and over 1,000 pounds. No word if bones of a prehistoric Charlton Heston were found nearby.