Goblet of Fire Has Monocle-Popping Opening Weekend

Oh, Snape! Just because the figures in this article made my glasses fly off my head in amusing fashion. I guess this explains why all screenings in all the theaters at the local movieplex were sold out when I went to try and see it. Damn you, Potter! Our own Lumina will skin me if I don't mention HP Warcry, so there it is. Clicky clicky!