When I put a game into my vein/Then I tell you things aren't quite the same. Video Games=E-Heroin.

Chinese parents who don't parent are getting in line to sue gaming companies making "e-heroin" for their addicted kids. I guess thousands of tech jobs and manufacturing plants aren't the only things we shipped across the Pacific, since they're adapting nicely to our lawsuit-infected culture. I was actually kind of skeptical about gaming's addictive properties, but then I saw the line of people shivering outside Best Buy like Russians in bread and vodka lines in the Soviet Union. I think I'm convinced.