Down In This World, Down And Almost Broken/As Thousands They Grieve As The Black Friday Rule

Happy Thanksgiving! For all those in our audience stuck out in the hordes of retail workers on Black Friday, WarCry would like to extend a wince and a "Oooh, that sucks, man" on behalf of all of us here at the office. Take care of yourself. For those who don't know what I'm talkin' about, today is the busiest shopping day of the year. In my retail days, that meant you were deluged by hordes of angry, screaming shoppers all desperate to BUY BUY BUY. Just about everyone was short-tempered and angry because they got up at 5am for BARGAINS BARGAINS BARGAINS. It really was a scary frenzy of capitalism, advertising chumming the water, then they come swarming in with all the friendliness of a shark's feeding frenzy. If you're stuck out in it, have a beer today. Have MORE, for god's sake. But be careful out there.