Duke Nuke 'Em Forever: Still Not Coming Out

Via Kotaku, we find that Amazon has a later date for Duke Nuke'Em forever than it did previously. What really gets me is this thing still has fanboys. Some people are so desperate for meaning in their lives that they'll cling to the protoplasmic skirts of a ghost just in case it manifests itself physically in this world. I don't even see why. "I WAS THERE FOR DNF FOR 8 YEARS, MAN" is just sad, not a mark of hardcore devotion.