Protip: Don't Try To Pierce Your Tongue With The DS Stylus

The Japanese may not be as sue happy as we are, but that doesn't mean they don't have some wacky warnings of their own. Some wacky excerpts from the Nintendo DS Manual, which we found helpful. Oooooh, we're NOT supposed to jab ourselves in the tongue with the DS stylus. Thanks, Nintendo. Now my tongue will finally stop hurting.