Hold, Citizen! You Have Not Paid The "Song In Your Head Fee" And Record Execs Are Perilously Low On $100 Bills!

As if we didn't have enough reasons to shun the music industry, now they're going to shut down lyrics and tab sites because someone out there might've actually bought The Complete Backstreet Boys Vocal Collection instead of looking it up on the Internet. Now they can continue stripping the extras out of CDs and not actually providing lyrics, while still rolling around on piles of cash like demented Scrooge McDucks. Don't worry. Soon you'll have to pay $1 every time the last verse of Stairway gets caught in your head. Even Animal Crossing is taking potshots at the music industry which, by this point, resembles that guy who reaches in to pet the cute little puppy and comes out missing a few fingers, because dogs can sense evil.