I知 Really Not into the Whole Japan Thing, But Hot Damn! Dreamcast to be Rereleased in the Land of the Rising Sun

Even though the Xbox was heavily mod-able, nothing ever makes you forget the first time you loaded unauthorized programming into a console. Oh, Dreamcast, we hardly knew ye before Sega completely mismanaged you into the ground. You were so ahead of your time, even the Japanese boggled at your magnificence. Well, at least Sega was smart enough to flee the console business before going completely bankrupt, like some other manufacturers I know (Atari, I'm looking at you). Sure, no reason to ever make that mistake again, right Sega? No reason to try to compete with companies that could buy and sell you without batting an eye? What? What's that? You're what?! You're rereleasing the Dreamcast in Japan? Don't you realize what you're up against? You're doomed!

Well, maybe not. You might surpass the 360's sales. And that's something. A man can stand up.