Xbox Live Patch Kills Backward Compatibility - Joe Moves Out, Changes Cell Phone Number

Oh, Xbox backward compatibility, you're shaping up to be Plato's Atlantis. In order to patch one game, you broke Halo, and in order to fix Halo, you broke everything. We still love you, but we're moving to the shelter until you can get yourself back under control. Don't you remember the good times? Back when I yelled obscenities at juveniles through your wonderful Live service? I do; I want that back. But you need to change.

I bring you ferrets, my children, to cope with Joey and Xbox's separation.