Jet Li To Quit Kung Fu Movies, Become Serious Actor. Jackie Chan Default Winner of Deathmatch.

Oh, Jet Li, no! We need you! Sure, you get stuck in terrible American movies with rappers and such, but Black Mask was freakin' awesome! Sadly, we may be seeing the last days of Jet Li's Hong Kong reign. He's retiring to focus on being a "serious actor," which means we'll get a terrible drama that consists entirely of people sitting in the audience yelling "C'MON, JUMPKICK SOMETHING, JEEZ!" What I respect about Jackie Chan is he may not be the guy who jumped off a roof anymore, but he's not trying to become an Acting Is Serious Business guy.