Baby Monkeys Smarter Than Baby Humans. Bees That Recognize Us. Science Says Humanity Doomed.

I guess it's time to pack it in, because it's becoming clear that our run at the top of the food chain is over. First, it's the bees that know us on sight and now it turns out that baby chimps are smarter than our own children. On behalf of humanity, I would like to apologize for screwing up the planet in such an incredible way. I will now retire to my domicile for when the bees come...and they will.