Fake News Agrees: Paladins are for Insecure Teens

Read the fake news and weep, Alliance players. Sorry you had to hear it this way, but really. When you're cruising the WoW boards and read the Paladin boards, did you honestly expect anything else? When I broke the news to Vandemar, he only had this to say: "I actually heard a shocking rumour that most good-looking night elves might be played by males!"

It would be pretty interesting to see a study conducted by some sort of real scientist (or even a fake one, like a sociologist *zing*), cataloging what types of people elect which basic roles in gaming. The internet tough guy, for instance, might to like Paladins, a low-DPS support role that Shamans cut through like knives through so much lame Alliance butter.