Nintendo Plots Gaming Overthrow, New World Order of Controllers. Anarchy in The In-dus-try Is Coming Sometime...

Wow, wrestling AND the Sex Pistols in the same post? Nintendo isn't just dreaming of the Revolution in your home, they're planning to overthrow the entire controller world. That's almost as insane as Hulk Hogan going evil! Personally, I hope they do. I'm sick of controllers with 37 buttons and games that just CAN'T resist finding some lame function to put on those annoying black and white buttons. That's right: I waaaaaaannnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa beeeeeeeee annnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaarccccccccccccchyyyyyyyyy!