Websites Tamper With Flow of Time Itself. Entire World Endangered By Reckless Toying With Timestream.

Sure, you get emails every day, but [a href=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051218/ap_on_hi_te/future_e_mails]emails from THE FUTURE?![/A] They're warping the fabric of time itself, because this started as a Back to the Future joke.