When they kick out your front door/How you gonna come/With a turkey on your head/Or the trigger of your gun

You know we're living in the end of days when Mr. Bean is a tool of international terrorism(!!!!). So now the movie industry goons may kick down your door because of Rowan Atkinson's hilarious antics (protip: The series is about 10 million times better than the movie) and you'll have no idea it's even there. Not that the MPAA cares, as long as they have someone to sue. And yea, I have no idea how a turkey on the trigger of your gun would help. Blame The Clash for the lyrics, not me.