Asherons Call: There Once Was a Lady from Ispar....

Hehehe! I have more Limericks! Today's are from Reddek of Leafcull:

There once was an Archer from Ayan,
Who's main pack had some loot for the payin',
He dragged it to sell,
then exclaimed "What the Hell"
I just sold my major coord Nayin!

I was walking one day in the dires
And was suddenly circled by fires
Then the Exarch did say
This must not be your day
And to the lifestone I did promptly retire

Those stupid steel chests make me mad
Let me tell you me story me lad,
I use S.I.K.
1 Scroll??... NO WAY!!
And to boot it is one that I had!