World Of Warcraft: WarCry's Burning Crusade Beta: Contest #4

It's forum question time, but this time we're changing it up a bit. Yes, we know this is deviating from the posted rules a bit, but it's for you. Due to feedback and the site traffic, we're going to make it a little bit easier for people to win by (hopefully) spreading out the traffic over some time.

The question is posted below. To win, write a response to the question. Your response will be judged by WarCry staff on the basis of: humor, creativity, presentation, and detail. You will have 3 hours from this moment to post your response. At the end of the two hours we will close the thread and judge the entries. The ten best entries fitting those criteria will win a beta key.

Note: The contest previously said 2 hours but due to the amount of you wanting to enter we've extended it to 3 hours.

And now, for the question.

If you could be any character from Warcraft lore, who would it be and why?

Good luck!