Asherons Call: Heh, I Have More Limericks!

I'm sorry, I think these are fun and one complain ONE BIT if we get more....Today's are from Flamandria of Thistledown and well...you'll see. *grins*

There once was a 'toon called McStab-it,
A PK of known and feared habit.
But he lost all his clout
When the lifestone did shout,
"McStab-it gets pwned by brown rabbit!"

There once was a man of Dereth
Who would smile at the notion of death
But he lost his bold grin
When the respawn got him
Now the smile's on the face of the Shreth

A cash seeking swordsman called Dappel
With a dangerous foe did grapple.
But before it was dead
The Umbris Shadow said,
"I muled my phat lewt, have an apple!"

Those Lugians, we should make it well known,
Are self-righteous clear down to the bone.
If you cross on the way
Be sure never to say,
"Let him without sin cast the first stone."