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Asherons Call: My Portal Isn't Green! It's Kinda Swirly Pink....

| 17 Aug 2003 19:44

Ok, and yesterday's winner for Yankee Doodle Asheron's Call style is Ooluntanga Dandy, by Aluver of Women! Aluver, please contact me with your Real Life name and address so I can send you your art! Oh, and do you want the Harbinger...or Oolutanga? Now, today's entries are for My Country Tis of Thee/God Save the Queen.

Ulgrimian National Anthem
by Cerulia
My One-thirty is to Me
by Huntress Cyn
All please rise for theUlgrimian National Anthem[p]God save delicious stout,
Wholesome nutritious stout,
God save the stout!
Send it to drink our health,
Homebrew or off the shelf,
Join now to pour it out,
God save the stout![p]Virindi can't face its might,
Olthoi not worth a fight,
Stout's shining light;
Gaerlan can run in fear,
BZ shall not come here,
Enemies quake far and near,
God save the stout![p]No more cheap beer we pour,
Stronger stuff in our store,
Our chosen drink;
Saki won't quench our thirst,
Red wine is even worse,
Drink till our bellies burst,
God save the stout![p]*salute*
My one thir-ty is to me,
an endless sink of Mahogan-ny
It's cost me thir-ty sings.[p]Bow of my Pa-tron's pride,
Stick of tusker su-icide,
Perching VoD Mountain side,
Still it eats up my Sings.[p]Tumerok Natives Flee,
The hail of dead-ly's,
Loosed from above.
It shoots over rocks and hills;
Past woods, no template ills;
My bag with loot it fills
Death from afar[p]Let arrows swell the breeze,
Death rain as landscapes' lag freeze
Sweet bowstring's Song.
Derethian tongues awake;
As of the loot I partake;
Thier silence they will break,
Crying I gotta get me some.[p]Cyn, archess God to Thee,
Auhor of treasure liberty,
Dont gank my Sing !?!
With 450 bu it wholly light;
Nine tinks it's filled with might;
Upon my perch I alight,
To gather yet more sings...
My Dungeon Tis of Thee
by Li-Sin of Leafcull
My Olthoi Tis of Thee
by Mominator
My dungeon tis of thee
Sweet land of exp
Fill me with glee[p]Land where the olthoi spawn
Land where the monarchs yawn
Where have our real lives gone
OH GOD, it's 4 am
My olthoi purply
velveteen monstrosity;
how many sings?[p]Why would I want to keep
it near me while I sleep?
It gives me the creeps;
it's time to sell.

Now, to win one of these tomorrow you must write an Asheron's Call song to the tune of ABCDEFG/BahBah Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. *giggles*

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