Asherons Call: The Ulgrimian National Anthem...

Did you think ANYTHING else could win! God save the Stout! Although, Mominator's Purply Olthoi was amusing. Today, I think we shall do Happy Birthday, Asheron's Call style, what do you think? Oh, but you want to see the contestants for the ABC's! Well, here they are:

AC Alphabet by Vellus of Morninthaw	Hunting on the VoD by Dark Savior of MT
ACDM = ABCD VOD = EFG DT = HI PK = JK KKUCM = LMNOP OBP = QRS NPK =TUV BSD = W AB = XY BZ = and Z	Hunting on the VoD Looking for a twisted key Smiting creatures right and left With my weapon, I'm so deft Trying hard for no vitae That is why I love AC
Leet Tattoo by Crud	The Blacksheep of Darktide by Karakak of DT
Hello Bobo how are you, please give me a leet tatoo.[P] That would be so very cool, sword or melee that would rule![p]Jerk you've portalled me to Teth, I'll be back after my death!	Bla, Bla, Blattos, Have you any hacks?,[P]I'm just ub3r l33t, Learn the facts,[p]You must be lagging, You are slower,[p]My run is four-hundred buffed, Oh no, le boner!