Asherons Call: Happy Birthday to Jeff, He smells like a Shreth...

Well, after much deliberation, it seems that the song "Leet Tattoo" by Crud is the winner of our last song parody contest! Congratulations to Crud, please contact us with your real name and address so we can that art mailed out to you!

Now for today's entries, sung to the tune of Happy Birthday. I guess not many of you know this tune since we had only one person submit entries--two of them, in fact! Hopefully [B]tomorrow's parody to the tune of Do Wah Diddy, Diddy[/b] will do better. Submit all entries here. Remember, the winner will get concept art!