Darkfall: How would you know if you are a powergamer?

Have you ever asked yourself, am I l337? Am I really a billy bad-a**? Am I ph34red wherever my name is seen? Could I just MAYBE be, a POWERGAMER?

1. If you spend more time playing the computer than you do at work, you might be a powergamer.

1a. If youre at work, but wish you were at home playing the game, you might be a powergamer.

2. If your wife and kids dont remember what you look like, you might be a power gamer.

3. If you have 2, and possibly 3 gaming boxes (that you use simultaneously, with you multiple accounts, please see below), you might be a powergamer.

4. If you have Ventrillo, Teamspeak, AND Roger Wilco Installed, and occasionally you use more than one simultaneously, you might be a powergamer.

5. If you have at least 2, and possibly as many as 7 accounts for the game you are currently dominating, you might be a powergamer.

6. If you are regarded as a guild fixture and its taken for granted that strangely you are always on whenever your guildie logs on (and, oddly, when they log off as well), you might be a powergamer.

7. If you have considered having a coffee and nutrional food replacement iv system installed in your cave where you play so you wouldnt have to get up to eat or drink, but realized you would have to get off the game to get it done and decided better of it, you might be a powergamer.

If this all sounds strangely familiar, you may need to seek professional assistance. We cannot provide that to you here, but if anyone out there is a therapist and wants to email me ( revenant@linuxsystems.net ) we could start a referral list =p .

-Malevolent