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I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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I won a race for The Escapist Crew in the Project Powder Tournament!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

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"Crush your enemies!"

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You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Falling room only.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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