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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

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More real than real.

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"Crush your enemies!"

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

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