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If you've got it, flaunt it.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Save versus Fourth Edition.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Member of 1 User Group

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

You only play really Important games.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Two tails, no waiting.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Posted a comment using Facebook

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.