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So mopey...so sparkly.

Stay away from da voodoo.

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The Light justifies the means.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

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Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

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Who wants to live forever?

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Punch first, think later.

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Solo is for suckers

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More real than real.

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Hit first, ask questions later.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

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