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You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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"Crush your enemies!"

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

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People don't understand, you just want to help!

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

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Would you like another pellet?

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The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

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