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Founder of User Group with 100 members

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

"This is SPARTA!"

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

This candy heart is Rated S for....Simbada-bulada.

Who doesn't love holly? You can put it on anything.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

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Has won 10 battles

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

"Surrender Monkey!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Founder of User Group with 25 members

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 15 user groups

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

It's fruit AND cake. It's like, good for you! You should definitely share.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

May the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Solo is for suckers

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

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Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

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Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Best used on siblings or coworkers.

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

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There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

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It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 50 quizzes.