Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

"See them driven before you!"

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

"This is SPARTA!"

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

"Crush your enemies!"

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has won 10 battles

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has set an avatar.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

We won the Webby...because we rule!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 15 user groups

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has added more than 100 friends.

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

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Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

When merely winning isn't enough.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

So mopey...so sparkly.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

You said this button does what?

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 25 quizzes.