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Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet

Who doesn't love holly? You can put it on anything.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has fought 1 battle

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has set an avatar.

"Surrender Monkey!"

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

"Crush your enemies!"

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Both stylish and delicious.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Has completed 25 quizzes.