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I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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So terribly tortured inside.

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Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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