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I picked Keane Ng for The Escapist SFIV Throwdown! Victory is mine!

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I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

She's like a GPS that talks back to you.

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

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"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Third Place in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Frantic

I killed LOTS of zombies in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Storm the House 3

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Solo is for suckers

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Robe and hat not included.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

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You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.