You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has set an avatar.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has created a user profile.

You want to shoot things.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

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Posted a comment using Facebook

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

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Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

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