Keeping the hamsters running, one day at a time.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Robe and hat not included.

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You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

Quite the whiskered chap

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist

Member of 1 User Group

My bracket was in the top 1% of the 3000 plus submitted

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

"See them driven before you!"

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has recruited another player

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won 10 battles

Has fought 10 battles

I looked into my crystal ball to see who would win!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

"This is SPARTA!"

They're lucky! Collect 100 for a special surprise!

You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you!

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!

Granted for being a contributor to WarCry

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has been added as a friend.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has fought 1 battle

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

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"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I've joined the WAR! for The Escapist

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

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Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aww man, what, were they out of socks?

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Who has time to finish games?

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

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