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You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.

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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

"Crush your enemies!"

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I looked into my crystal ball to see who would win!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

"This is SPARTA!"

They're lucky! Collect 100 for a special surprise!

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Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

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You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

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I took the survey! I am a statistic!

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Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has fought 1 battle

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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

Om nom nom

"Surrender Monkey!"

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Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I've joined the WAR! for The Escapist

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

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Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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