Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

"See them driven before you!"

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

"Crush your enemies!"

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Has won 50 battles

Has won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

You never know when you might need to repair a dispenser or assemble a sentry gun.

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has fought 1 battle

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 10 battles

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has fought 100 battles

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz

Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

Got the Bad Ending in POTA2

Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz

Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Aced the BioShock quiz

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You know games are meant to be modified.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

If you've got it, flaunt it.

The Light justifies the means.

Clicky, not Mickey

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Both stylish and delicious.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?