Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Both stylish and delicious.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Hit first, ask questions later.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has added a friend!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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