Gamers are the new supermen.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has set an avatar.

You want to shoot things.

Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

"See them driven before you!"

"Crush your enemies!"

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has won more than one battle consecutively

for getting a BLUR beta key

You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

It's nice to give someone a smile...even on a candy heart

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.

This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has created a user profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz

I used my Crystal Ball to see who would win the Legacy Battle!

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Aced the BioShock quiz

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

There are some things you just love to hate.

I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft

I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.

Two tails, no waiting.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

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Punch first, think later.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Falling room only.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!