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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

I know what you're going to say.

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Welcome to Columbia!

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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

When merely winning isn't enough.

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Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

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"This is SPARTA!"

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

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Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has won 50 battles

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Has won 10 battles

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I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Eat the candy and forget my number please :)

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The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

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Has created a user profile.

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I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 15 user groups

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

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Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

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You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

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