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Joshua Vanderwall
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Monkey
Holiday 2009
Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!
WarCry Contributor
Staff Awards
Granted for being a contributor to WarCry
Founder
Personality Quizzes
You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Financier
Genre Wars
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Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
AVP Battle - Marine
Contests
Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Themisérables
Staff Awards
When duty calls, they pick up the phone.
Tauren
Personality Quizzes
You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
+1 Badge of Mental Might
Awards
I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Azazel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Enoch
El Shaddai
You have recovered the Fallen Angels and saved The Escapist!
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Dragon Nest Escapist Guild Member
Contests
A founding member of The Escapist's Official Guild on Dragon Nest
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Undead Monster
Rise of Nightmares
Fight me if you dare.
Survivor of Nightmares
Rise of Nightmares
I came. I saw. I slew.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
Two Heads Are Better Than One
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
The Escapist Contributor
Staff Awards
Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
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