You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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We won the Webby...because we rule!

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"Surrender Monkey!"

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Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

You want to shoot things.

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