Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Founder of User Group with 100 members

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.

"Hear the lamentations of their women!"

Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

I voted in the Red Faction Blow Stuff Up Mash-Up!

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has won 10 battles

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has fought 10 battles

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 100 battles

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

"Veni, vidi, vici."

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Has won 50 battles

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Member of 15 user groups

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Has completed 25 quizzes.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

There are some things you just love to hate.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!